REUBEN CLAY
This time we get the appeal of a prolific auteur.
Masters Of The Universe
BASIL SWARTZFAGER
This time we revisit the first movie Basil ever saw in a movie theater.
Boogie Nights
BASIL SWARTZFAGER
This time we slaughter another sacred cow.
American Sniper
PATRICK WILLIAMS
This time we get mired in jingoism.
Selma
BASIL SWARTZFAGER
This time we don’t make the historical analogies you might prefer.
Blackhat
BASIL SWARTZFAGER
This time we write one of the only big-budget avant-garde movie reviews.
Mood Indigo & The Color Wheel
BASIL SWARTZFAGER
This time we compare two movies with some specious connections.
Boyhood
BASIL SWARTZFAGER
This time we think three hours isn’t nearly a long enough run time.
X-Men: Days Of Future Past
BASIL SWARTZFAGER
This time we travel back in time to undo all the bad reviews we wrote before.
Edge Of Tomorrow
BASIL SWARTZFAGER
This time we buck the consensus by arguing the end of this review is actually the best part.
Before Sunset
BASIL SWARTZFAGER
This time we aren’t the same people we were nine years ago, when we first we started writing this review.
Coherence
BASIL SWARTZFAGER
This time we reflect on the depressing life of Nicholas Brendon.
Guardians Of The Galaxy
BASIL SWARTZFAGER
This time, for the first time, we don’t like a very popular movie.
Fleischer Studios Superman Short Films
BASIL SWARTZFAGER
This time typing technology goes awry and this dastardly review must be stopped.
Heartbeats
BASIL SWARTZFAGER
This time we have never written an unmediated film review before.
Somewhere
REUBEN CLAY
This time we write this review as penance for an earlier review.
Under The Skin
BASIL SWARTZFAGER
This time we don’t know how to watch movies correctly.